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Random Story #4

One day a little cloud named Henry, came down from the sky and ate chicken legs until he rained purple juice. Then the little panda drank the sludge and turned into a purple fire breathing flower. and the earth rained sunlight unto the little town and they all perished from happiness and the swine flu. Then a little man named Obama, (who was really a little pink elf,) turned into Darth Vadar and destroyed all of the world. And the little cloud was sad and kissed a squirrel...The End

Random Story #3

One day a young elephant named Bob decided to go fishing in a small nuclear pond in the mountains of Louisiana. But all he caught was a small elf named Fred who talked really weird and thought dogs were squirrels. But one day Fred lost his medication and went crazy. The little Butterfly had a dream that it turned into a human and one of it's friends turned into a little black Pomeranian puppy and wouldn't shut up so it hit it on the head and the dog bit the poor human/butterfly who climbed a dragon to ride to the nursing home. But the dragon was really a monster named Michal Jackson, and it scared all the old people that saw it to death because it was so pale...because it wasn't supposed to be. So the koala threw the evil ring into the lava and soon died of boredom... The End

Random Story #2

One day a baby squirrel decided to go buy some popcorn to throw at it's old and feeble dancing grandmother. But on his way he was transported to a Mountain where it was forced to eat cheese and little children. But then a large Leoploradon decided to buy a very large dress. But it cost too much so the Lion climbed a tree and fell off and broke it's teeth. So the lion went to a Horsepital to get new hair. But when the rabbit found out that the lion was going to eat it, it hitch-hiked aboard an alien ship where Tupac was eating pizza. Then Oprah sang joy to the world and bungee jumped off a cliff where a large hungry jackalope was waiting to eat something. The End

Random story #1

One day a little boy walked down to a stream where he met a small man about 6 inches tall named Elvis who had popped out of a nearby fish. So they climbed a skyscraper until they met a goat named bob and he danced around on the moon and all the stars turned into popcorn, so the elephant grew wings and ate the popcorn until it got a sore toe. Then some aliens flew up to Elvis and asked "why have you eaten all of our popcorn, you now have to sing stupid songs until you die." So the Elephant and the fish and the boy were all abducted and eaten for second breakfast. So Elvis became so happy that he wrote good songs until the abomitable snowman took him and the little kitten to Disney World and made them ride on the Expedition to Everest ride, where the abomitable snowman met the yeti and they decided to eat Elvis, but save the kitten for dessert. And then they were both eaten by a big bunny named big bunny...The End

hello peoples, this is the beginning of my Little pink duck blog. I will be posting random stories that may make you laugh or sit in confusion. I hope you enjoy it. :)