Random Story #2

One day a baby squirrel decided to go buy some popcorn to throw at it's old and feeble dancing grandmother. But on his way he was transported to a Mountain where it was forced to eat cheese and little children. But then a large Leoploradon decided to buy a very large dress. But it cost too much so the Lion climbed a tree and fell off and broke it's teeth. So the lion went to a Horsepital to get new hair. But when the rabbit found out that the lion was going to eat it, it hitch-hiked aboard an alien ship where Tupac was eating pizza. Then Oprah sang joy to the world and bungee jumped off a cliff where a large hungry jackalope was waiting to eat something. The End