Random Story #2

One day a baby squirrel decided to go buy some popcorn to throw at it's old and feeble dancing grandmother. But on his way he was transported to a Mountain where it was forced to eat cheese and little children. But then a large Leoploradon decided to buy a very large dress. But it cost too much so the Lion climbed a tree and fell off and broke it's teeth. So the lion went to a Horsepital to get new hair. But when the rabbit found out that the lion was going to eat it, it hitch-hiked aboard an alien ship where Tupac was eating pizza. Then Oprah sang joy to the world and bungee jumped off a cliff where a large hungry jackalope was waiting to eat something. The End

Random story #1

One day a little boy walked down to a stream where he met a small man about 6 inches tall named Elvis who had popped out of a nearby fish. So they climbed a skyscraper until they met a goat named bob and he danced around on the moon and all the stars turned into popcorn, so the elephant grew wings and ate the popcorn until it got a sore toe. Then some aliens flew up to Elvis and asked "why have you eaten all of our popcorn, you now have to sing stupid songs until you die." So the Elephant and the fish and the boy were all abducted and eaten for second breakfast. So Elvis became so happy that he wrote good songs until the abomitable snowman took him and the little kitten to Disney World and made them ride on the Expedition to Everest ride, where the abomitable snowman met the yeti and they decided to eat Elvis, but save the kitten for dessert. And then they were both eaten by a big bunny named big bunny...The End

hello peoples, this is the beginning of my Little pink duck blog. I will be posting random stories that may make you laugh or sit in confusion. I hope you enjoy it. :)